nicolas cage’s middle name is Kim. No joke, I just think it’s a fun middle name. You don’t think of Kim as a middle name. Every Kim I’ve ever known has had a lot of first name energy.
im still sick. I feel like at this point it’s just mocking me. I had one appointment today but took the rest of the day off so I don’t have to move anymore. I’m the boss, I get to do that. It’s in the bible. No I won’t show you which page.
9 out of 10 doctors tell me that the absolute best thing to do when you have bronchitis and are infested with respiratory shoggoths is go looking for a pirate ship so I drove to one of the local lakes and was alarmed to discover that the lake pirates had taken off.
this is significant because 2 weeks ago this lake was lousy with pirates. I truly do not know where these pirates have gone. This lake is in the middle of a suburb. i plan to keep tabs on the situation, as there is always the possibility that when summer hits and the lakebed is visible the ship will make an appearance.
let’s check in on Bobby
looks like he’s still updating. We’ll check back in with him later.