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Tag: i’m sick

  • happy birthday, rob zombie

    it was hard to find a picture of rob zombie where he wasn’t already wearing a hat but we got there in the end. I did have a party hat that looks like his jam though.

    a thing that would be fun would be to stop being sick. it is beginning to wear on me mentally and not just physically. It would also be super fun to sleep all day but then I’d probably end up with a big headache.

    unfortunately not much happened that was interesting today except I got my new stickers and Bobby WaffleCone said he doesn’t like blonde roast because he’s a real man.

    I had to remind him that we have the same amount of testicles and he said that was reductive and to go talk to HR.

    see y’all on Monday maybe

  • happy birthday, nicolas cage

    nicolas cage’s middle name is Kim. No joke, I just think it’s a fun middle name. You don’t think of Kim as a middle name. Every Kim I’ve ever known has had a lot of first name energy.

    im still sick. I feel like at this point it’s just mocking me. I had one appointment today but took the rest of the day off so I don’t have to move anymore. I’m the boss, I get to do that. It’s in the bible. No I won’t show you which page.

    9 out of 10 doctors tell me that the absolute best thing to do when you have bronchitis and are infested with respiratory shoggoths is go looking for a pirate ship so I drove to one of the local lakes and was alarmed to discover that the lake pirates had taken off.

    this is significant because 2 weeks ago this lake was lousy with pirates. I truly do not know where these pirates have gone. This lake is in the middle of a suburb. i plan to keep tabs on the situation, as there is always the possibility that when summer hits and the lakebed is visible the ship will make an appearance.

    let’s check in on Bobby

    looks like he’s still updating. We’ll check back in with him later.

  • happy birthday, kate mckinnon

    I almost had a meltdown in whole foods today over them moving the dolmas, so I guess I’m feeling better. I know it makes me sound like an asshole but it is irresponsible of them to do things like this in january when everyone is already wound pretty tight.

    I went to Finn’s Place today, which is a super nice place to just hang out and chill, and share my dolmas that I finally found in the cheese area with Zoe. I also got to hear about some political stuff that made me mad. It should make you mad too, but not right now. Now you should go hydrate. Do it for Kate McKinnon, who is very silly and looks good in trousers.

    let’s check in on Bobby WaffleCone.


    Yeah that seems about right.

  • happy birthday, clancy brown

    photo by vivian killilea, except the little hat

    I never know how to start these things. What am I doing here? I dunno, just trying to make people smile. I’m gonna maybe update this blog once in a while, but only if I have something interesting to say. I’m not going to pretend there’s going to be a schedule. Mostly I just want people to tell me when they found a thing I put in the world, and hope it finds them at the right time, a tiny reward for staring at the ground or digging at the bottom of the clearance DVD bin.

    also I’m kind of sick today so it’s amazing I’m putting words together at all. This whole project might be a hallucination for all I know. If I’m not feeling as wretched tomorrow I might go put a couple of things in the world.