just under the wire to say happy birthday to my favorite cranky queen. my ex and I would watch old Match Game reruns just to see him. If Charles Nelson Reilly wasn’t on, we didn’t want to watch. He’s with Glenn Shadix in heaven now under the watchful eye of Saint Divine now.
it was not a nice day, so I commiserated with this Roomba while I did emergency surgery on it.
Bobby WaffleCone was unavailable for comment today as I gave him the day off after his traumatic experience.
it was hard to find a picture of rob zombie where he wasn’t already wearing a hat but we got there in the end. I did have a party hat that looks like his jam though.
a thing that would be fun would be to stop being sick. it is beginning to wear on me mentally and not just physically. It would also be super fun to sleep all day but then I’d probably end up with a big headache.
unfortunately not much happened that was interesting today except I got my new stickers and Bobby WaffleCone said he doesn’t like blonde roast because he’s a real man.
I had to remind him that we have the same amount of testicles and he said that was reductive and to go talk to HR.
see y’all on Monday maybe
mary j. blige is older than me but somehow looks like I should be babysitting her which is absolutely amazing because she was all over the radio when I was in high school. I’m glad she’s still doing so well.
it’s not snowing anymore here which is good but also a little sad. I talked to an old friend and boyfriend of mine because snow is his entire life and there was more snow on the ground here than there was in Wisconsin which is a little terrifying. It’s almost gone now though. The snow here, not Wisconsin.
tomorrow is a little exciting because I’m going to give a little gift to a friend. I would like to slip it into their bag so they find it later but we will see if it happens.
Let’s check in with Bobby WaffleCone
looks like he’s taking his legally-mandated 45 minute break. He’s an excellent intern, we look forward to welcoming him fully to the Johnny Fishsticks Family soon.
please go check out my friend Kurt’s podcast that he hosts with my other friend Krista! It is about paranormal things and tasting things that might be gross, and sometimes it is just nice to hear his voice again because we have been friends for a long time and he is nice.
I liked pat benetar as a kid. She gave me very confusing ideas about bodysuits but I liked that girls could have short hair.
it snowed here again so the place where I’m staying has been a thrilling drive but it’s melting off so I’m sure tomorrow it’ll mostly be gone. This is typical for January in Texas.
I spent the day trying to decide what fun thing to do and ended up watching the first Rambo movie. I do not think a lot of people actually watched that movie because the kind of people I see dressed like John Rambo would probably say John Rambo was a weenie for crying.
today was Bobby WaffleCone’s first look at snow and while he found it baffling that the world had disappeared, he also thought it might be nice to chew on or just bite. His paws are small and soft though and must be protected.
he was very proud of his nice sweater though and did a violence when I tried to help him out of it so I guess he can keep it unless he poops on it and then I think we have to consult a mediator.
j.k.simmons is the superior JK and I have loved him for years. In spite of the fact that I remember him best as a sociopathic nazi rapist in Oz, he seems like a very nice guy and is now an icon with the beardness and the ripped. I’m glad he’s a constant as j. jonah jameson because he just has that vibe.
I do not approve of the weather today but mainly just because I have to drive on it. It’s very pretty outside and it’s also very nice to be in a warm cardigan on the couch watching old youtube videos and napping. my Dad does not approve of me driving in it but i am on the wrong side of several decades old. He did not appreciate my answer that death comes for us all, probably because he is 70.
Bobby WaffleCone is coming in late due to the snow coming up to his chin but he is soldiering on bravely and will be in around 6:00 PM. Instead please enjoy these slippers that a pair of dogs gifted me.
my husband says that they are special because of the balls. everyone does the butthole these days but ball appreciation is more elusive.