Category: Outings

  • happy birthday, nicolas cage

    nicolas cage’s middle name is Kim. No joke, I just think it’s a fun middle name. You don’t think of Kim as a middle name. Every Kim I’ve ever known has had a lot of first name energy.

    im still sick. I feel like at this point it’s just mocking me. I had one appointment today but took the rest of the day off so I don’t have to move anymore. I’m the boss, I get to do that. It’s in the bible. No I won’t show you which page.

    9 out of 10 doctors tell me that the absolute best thing to do when you have bronchitis and are infested with respiratory shoggoths is go looking for a pirate ship so I drove to one of the local lakes and was alarmed to discover that the lake pirates had taken off.

    this is significant because 2 weeks ago this lake was lousy with pirates. I truly do not know where these pirates have gone. This lake is in the middle of a suburb. i plan to keep tabs on the situation, as there is always the possibility that when summer hits and the lakebed is visible the ship will make an appearance.

    let’s check in on Bobby

    looks like he’s still updating. We’ll check back in with him later.

  • happy birthday, kate mckinnon

    I almost had a meltdown in whole foods today over them moving the dolmas, so I guess I’m feeling better. I know it makes me sound like an asshole but it is irresponsible of them to do things like this in january when everyone is already wound pretty tight.

    I went to Finn’s Place today, which is a super nice place to just hang out and chill, and share my dolmas that I finally found in the cheese area with Zoe. I also got to hear about some political stuff that made me mad. It should make you mad too, but not right now. Now you should go hydrate. Do it for Kate McKinnon, who is very silly and looks good in trousers.

    let’s check in on Bobby WaffleCone.


    Yeah that seems about right.