“the man walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age”
I’m just your local autistic trans socialist Buddhist pocho cat guy who is too dang stubborn to give up on being kind. I’m not a guy, I’m a niche.
Sometimes you just need to know that someone cares. Sometimes you need a physical reminder that there’s good or silliness or a little bit of sass in the world to carry with you for tough days.
Every Johnny Fishsticks bracelet is unique. Some are themed based on locations they’re found. Some are completely random. Sometimes you may buy one and if you do, it’ll be at a nonprofit and help them make money. If you find one and it’s not your jam, pass it on and let someone else know you care. A kindness to one is a kindness to all.
If you find a bracelet in the wild and made it to this page, please consider leaving a little message and maybe a pic of the one you found! It makes me happy to know you’re happy.
Remember, unless you hear otherwise Johnny Fishsticks loves you.

P.S. if you know someone who you think is in dire need of a care package from Johnny Fishsticks, send a message to my intern Bobby WaffleCone here and we can talk!
